You talk way too much
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And the program intro can just be Chilton waking up in this elaborate smoking jacket ensemble (you know the type, red and gold embroidery, big flowy sort of deal) and he jumps out of be and sliding across the waxed floors into the kitchen and then he does a little duet with an animated bluebird...

oh my god I can see it

this is pure gold, keep going keep going!!